Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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