Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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