what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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