Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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