I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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