when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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