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I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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