We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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