You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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