I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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