He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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