Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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