i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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