I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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