smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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