508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
God, I missed his penis.
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