So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
When are your genitals available?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
