her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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