best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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