im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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