I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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