I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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