i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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