JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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