I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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