none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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