so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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