You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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