we have officially lost it.
Do you still have your period?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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