He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
well you can't waste a boner
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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