butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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