I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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