You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I skipped work to stalk him.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I want a musical about memes.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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