i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
