i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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