Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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