Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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