Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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