That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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