Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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