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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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