I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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