Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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