bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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