You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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