If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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