You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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