what if I'm pregnant?
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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