After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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