Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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