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(602): View more from Arizona

how was that guy you hooked up with?

(415): View more from California

i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

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(585): View more from New York

I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.

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(323): View more from California

Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink

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(989): View more from Michigan

Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

who are you?

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