U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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