scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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