fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You may now shotgun with the bride
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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