Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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