That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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